"John, come forth and receive eternal life!"

submitted 9 years ago by RandomDude101 to jokes

But John came fifth and received a toaster.

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psientist replied 9 years ago

At least he didn't have to eat the toast!

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RandomDude101 replied 9 years ago

Thanks for the tip :)