What Are Your Favorite Avocado Puns?

submitted 8 months ago by mowej to poop

Hey everyone,

I’m collecting some fun and clever avocado puns for a project and would love to hear your favorites. Whether they’re classic “avo-cardio” jokes or something completely original, post them here! I recently stumbled across a few while browsing a website and realized there’s a whole world of avocado humor I haven’t explored yet.

If you have any puns that always get a laugh or ones that are more niche, feel free to share.

Bonus points if they’re food-related or play on common sayings.

Let’s see how creative this community can get!


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